John Cena

A ccp spy.

Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena

by Arthur J December 9, 2021

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

John Louie

John Louie is amazing

John Louie is amazing

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022

John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

John Xina

Basically John Cena but speaking chinese.

bing chilling John Xina

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.

"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022