John Mayer 

1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.

"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"

" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."

" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"

John Mayer by honeybananas April 11, 2006

john stevens 

complete and utter faggot

john stevens is a long haired streak of shit and we all know that he's a complete and utter faggot

john stevens by collossos June 24, 2016

Farmer John 

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"

"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi

Farmer John by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010

john handcock 

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.

After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.

john handcock by MW52 December 10, 2008

[John Thomas] 

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males

Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.

[John Thomas] by LVN702 October 16, 2008

John Brown 

A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.

"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"

John Brown by A John Browner July 26, 2006

John Adams High School

A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.

~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?

~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.

John Adams High School by Royal M December 14, 2010