John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.

"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022

John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense

“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”

by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022

John the dragon

John the dragon is a character created by Artemis on Amino and is the companion of Stardustkit. He is so powerful and super cool and very cute he is a large dragon that has many powers.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021