Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of squatting up and down on a players head after killing them to show your dominance.

After I was killed in my game she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021