Bum-fuck Egypt

The middle of nowhere

Damn! Dude! Your girlfriend lives in the middle of Bum-fuck Egypt!

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

cats bum hole

a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!

i'll be back in ten minuits love am just nippin down to burneys for a cats bum hole.

by shlongus the pillager July 1, 2008

holy bum smoke

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

by Urban w June 28, 2022

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021

Double bum tum

This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

See photo: This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

Amaya: Ashleigh, do you think this belt looks nice?
Ashleigh: nah. I think it gives you double bum tum

by No dbt September 23, 2015

Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016