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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.
Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!
by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021
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I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.
Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.
by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022
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I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020
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i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.
also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.
by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022
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I'm a shoe

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe
by Vakhluev December 13, 2024
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I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.
"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*
by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025
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