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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Armoring the hooker

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.
by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
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Don Don Honkeroons

The pants in which Don Krieg from One Piece wears during the Baratie arc.
"DUDE!! HAVE YOU SEEN DON KRIEG'S DON DON HONKEROONS??!!"
by Darlix July 6, 2021
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reiners.fat.honkers

A hot they/he that has a massive overwhelming fat horse cock,will call you mommy,will love you forever if you feed them,don't give him cheese after midnight if you find a wild one
omg look its reiners.fat.honkers!!! Hes eating cheese off a girls boobs and calling her mommy at the same time!
by Reiners.fat.honkers September 8, 2021
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