dope dick

When you are horny, but it is nearly impossible to ejaculate due to opiate depressants.

I was late because those painkillers gave me dope dick, and it took me an hour and a half to jerk off.

by pill popper June 11, 2006

dick stickers

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear

check out the dick stickers on him

by Mike March 8, 2004

Dick Riding

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010

dick ache

when a male has had an erection for an extended length of time without an orgasm, the dick can begin to ache and throb similar to that of a headache
a condition similar to blue balls but affecting the dick

I had an erection for such a long time after taking the viagra that I began to get a dick ache

by jokeme December 18, 2009

Dick Chicken

A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.

"Jeremy is the Dick Chicken champion"

by 69WeenieBoy69 January 25, 2017

Dick Tits

Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.

dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!

by tien duong August 15, 2006

Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009