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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips
Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
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spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
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cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
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crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
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butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does
My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus
by bsudaho February 26, 2022
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crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
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