HO CAKE

A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.

Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.

by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009

cake eater

a slap-in-the-face term used by Terry of the Mighty Ducks, he reffers to his teammate as a "cake eater" that means that his teammate eats more cake than anyone on his team combined...

"cake eater"
"betta recognize bitch"

by Nooch December 31, 2003

hoe cake

A dirty hoe with a sweet side.

Laura is such a trollop, but she did bring doughnuts in for the whole office. I guess she's a crumbly, hoe cake.

by Chicken Head March 11, 2004

Chocolate Cake

Any Weapon In Any Version Of Halo Which Is A Heavy Weapon Or Will Deliver A One Hit Knockout If Used Correctly. Upon Sighting A Weapon Of This Nature, The Player Announces (Or If Player Doesn't Want To Warn The Other Players, The Player Must At Least Think The Words. This Works Best With XBox Live, System Link, Or Internet Play Especially When Someone Else Is Around) "Why Hello Chocolate Cake." This Can Work Also For Power Ups And Vehicles But Definitely Works Best With Weapons.

"Dude, Dave Just Got Chocolate Cake! We Better Get The Hell Out Of His Way."

by pizzaazzip May 2, 2009

Cutting the cake

A colloquial term commonly used to refer to masturbation , jacking off,

dude 1 : yo dude
dude 2 : wasspp
dude 2: mann i gotta go back home and do something important

dude 1: cutting the cake?
dude 2: damn right :D

by TG.Gankmeister December 14, 2010

Ho cake

A Fat Pilsbury Chick with ho tendencies. The type of woman that will have a piece of Cake in her hand and be on top on her male counterpart.

Look at that chick eating up all that food at the all you can eat bar......shes such a Ho Cake

by NY Minute September 11, 2004

nigga cakes

a term of endearment meant for a girl with a large rump

"hey baby"
"hey nigga cakes"

by bewareoftoast July 13, 2009