Cutting the cake

A colloquial term commonly used to refer to masturbation , jacking off,

dude 1 : yo dude
dude 2 : wasspp
dude 2: mann i gotta go back home and do something important

dude 1: cutting the cake?
dude 2: damn right :D

by TG.Gankmeister December 13, 2010

Cut that Cake

Same thing as fucking somone.

Yo, when you going to let me cut that cake?

by xocandii May 17, 2011

cut that cake

when you fuck your girlfriend

man i cut that cake last night!

by billion and one October 23, 2008

cut some cake

To vomit. Also to vomit and then pass out. (from District 9)

"Man, that scat porn was so gross I almost cut some cake while watching it!"

by Wikus van der Merwe October 11, 2009

cut some cake

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.

Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.

by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

i am going to cut your cake

said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis

Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!

by Haley ann September 10, 2007