Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Base-burn

The first sunburn you get that is so bad but only leads to getting more tan.

"I'm too white, I can't get tan unless I start with a gnarly base burn. You can only get darker after a base-burn."

by Shneefenhautzen July 6, 2017

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Burn Bag

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.

That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.

by botch casually February 20, 2015

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019