Basil Burger

A statement or remark made by a person that is illogical, nonsensical, or nonsensical due to a lack of thoughtful consideration or understanding. Typically, the phrase is used to describe something said in the heat of the moment or without any rational processing.

"You know, that guy just said we should drive to the moon because it's closer than the grocery store. What a total Basil Burger."

by The Verbiary Dictionary December 27, 2025

Flag

Get the Basil Burger mug.

Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.

Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis

by big dihh randy December 31, 2025

Flag

Get the Backyard Burger mug.

Burger Bitch

A term of admiration for an exceptional woman who is confident, attractive, and well put together; someone who brings warmth, loyalty, and competence to everyday life and would make an amazing partner or wife. Often used playfully or ironically, reclaiming the phrase as a compliment rather than an insult.

“She runs her life, keeps everyone fed, and still shows up looking flawless — that’s a real burger bitch.”

by charliemonger January 6, 2026

Flag