Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.

Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.

by Deepration July 29, 2021

burger

Is a baby

I gave birth to a burger John!

by your mommy lol January 10, 2021

AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.

1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.

by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019

burger

a type of sandwich

"this hamburger is a really good sandwich"

by hammybigbur July 11, 2022

porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women

Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers

by Parker Parker December 31, 2024

burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.

Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*

by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024

Whale Burger

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.

I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.

by kaoa October 13, 2022