Bum-fuck Egypt

The middle of nowhere

Damn! Dude! Your girlfriend lives in the middle of Bum-fuck Egypt!

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

cats bum hole

a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!

i'll be back in ten minuits love am just nippin down to burneys for a cats bum hole.

by shlongus the pillager July 1, 2008

Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019