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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
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Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina
Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.
by MeatySauce April 30, 2011
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Beef Boss

by MrOce May 6, 2019
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Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.
by Leroop December 15, 2021
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