to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

slam piece of side boob

A side hoe or slam piece, typically having nice breasts.

Yo jack who’s that girl you were with again last night are y’all dating?
Jack: Naw, that’s just my slam piece of side boob.

by The Rickest Rick August 25, 2019

Side cracker

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

by Xolu December 24, 2023

Sides

No it's not like "would you like fries with that?" Kind of side. In movie terms sides refers to pages of a shooting script. Only the leads get complete scripts. All others only get sides for the scenes they're involved with.

We got 60. Sides of rewrites for a scene we're supposed to start shooting in an hour from now!

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Dual-Sided

this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit

John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie

by Wild Coyote September 17, 2022

A little sauce on the side

Being extra! I am aware I didn’t have to go that far… I did it because you pushed me there.

Did you see him tap-out? I even put A little sauce on the side of that choke when I held it to long!

He totally had it coming

by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025