When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
Get the Toe Fartmug. The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
Get the Goblin Toemug. An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.
Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”
Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021
Get the Chee-toesmug. 
how do you hang out with toe so much? dont you get bored of eachother?
no man toes an absolute swaggie
no man toes an absolute swaggie
by fetusyeeter November 5, 2021
Get the toemug. Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
Get the Camel-Toe Kamalamug. An overreaction of everything, usually pointing out small stuff, but progressing it into a big deal.
"Ugh you seriously won't eat because of a small green dot on the wall that's barely even noticeable? That's tippy toes behavior"
by Flamin'Hot June 20, 2022
Get the Tippy Toesmug.