walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 03, 2009

Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 30, 2019

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 24, 2019

Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 09, 2024

Walking Peterhead

That strap or horseshoe half ring of hair behind a partially bald man's skull that runs from the the top of the right ear to the top of the left ear.

Sean told me that strip of hair on MacIntyre's head makes him look like a walking Peterhead.

by Count Chuckula August 25, 2022

Space Walk

Where 5 guys have sex with 1 girl at the same time sealing all her holes (mouth, ass and pussy) and both hands are giving handjobs.

An airlock with 5 dicks instead of 3.

Remember that time Ben and 4 of his friends got Ruth to Space Walk?

by Cl3v3rgirl December 20, 2020

space walk

getting high and going outside

yo dude what u doin this weekend?

i was thinking of goin on a space walk to the beach

oh shit lemme slide

by cuttlefish9000 March 01, 2023