Dalhousie University

Dalhousie is where all the artsie fartsies go. If you enjoy waiting for a bus, just so that you can go to your next class, then this is the University for you.

Dalhousie: Home of the worlds most segregated campus.

Dude 1: Where are you going, man?

Dude 2: I've got to walk down to Spring Garden road so I can catch the bus and head to my next class.

Dude 1: That sucks man, it's like -10 outside.

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I fuckin hate Dalhousie University. I shoulda' wen't to SMU.

by JimJones1988 April 14, 2011

The Best Fan Page in the Universe

The Best Fan Page in the Universe(TBFPITU) is also known as the loneliest of the Maddox fansites. It's like that retarded kid who always crapped his pants in school. It's so stupid and stinks so bad that no one wants to be around it. TBFPITU has a membership of four retarded kids who crap their pants. They are the site admins.

I have to go listen to the crickets chirp at The Best Fan Page in the Universe.

by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

Regis University

Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!

Why do you wana transfer? "WE GO TO REGIS!"

by Wisco March 17, 2005

Louisiana Tech University

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"

person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"

by Rustonite July 14, 2009

Sam Houston State University

1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.

2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.

I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.

by Osten January 17, 2005

Longwood University

Longwood University - a place of poor heritage, where things were great until they went coed. When the sketch longwood guys showed up, things went to hell. They cling to a hope that they could one day be on a level with HSC, their crosstown rivals, but as their D1 basketball team loses to HSC's D3 team, they realize that there is no way that they will ever be equal to the miracle that is Sydney. In fact, they may even come to realize that they will never be equal to even Southside Community College.

So, Bongwood, keep your sketchy guys and your desperate women, and leave well enough alone, or HSC might come up Rt15 and kick your ass yet again.

LU Guy : I don't WANNA go to HSC... I might get HURT!

HSC Guy: Damn Straight. Keep your strange ass over with your strange friends and watch your hentai. I promise I'll give you a job some day.

LU Girl - Damn that boy is fine... I wish I could get a guy like that.

HSC Guy - In your dreams, gold-digger.

by HSC Gentleman November 3, 2004

Life, the Universe and Everything

A board on GAMEFaq's in which everyone is either A)retarded B)stupid C)smart or D)troll-like.

150 karma to get there.

Not tonight baby! I'm on the LUE!

by SQUEAK IS A DAMN BITCH (theben88) June 10, 2003