- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
Get the Pinch a turtlemug. When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
Get the Jewish turtle neckmug. In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018
Get the Turtle Gangmug. A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtlemug. I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
Get the Scaring The Turtlemug. may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtlemug. The turtle is cute
by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020
Get the Turtlemug.