Turtle

Turtle AKA the biggest beggar alive.

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free

by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020

turtle skinz

someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!

john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla

by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003

turtle

Cum sex

Wanna fuck like a turtle

by 3rw February 23, 2022

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023