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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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salader

a salader is a person who likes salad ... i mean really likes salad - they will be happy to knock up a salad at any given moment, usually without warning
one day the saladers are going to take over the world and eat salad together while patting their cats.. warning: stock up in avocados for new world order currency
by moxaku May 10, 2022
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Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.
by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016
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Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.
by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
by Mtg187 April 1, 2017
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grabba salad

when u pack a bowl with a makeup of a 55/50% weed to grabba ratio. a pinch of za, a pinch of grabba, and another pinch of weed on top. and u spark the whole top trying to ash the whole bowl in one hit.
yo rod u trynna smack the grabba salad omm this bitch smackin
by erkoffaperc October 29, 2025
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