Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍
Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a type of person who has trouble trusting people and has a small group of friends. he likes to listen to music a lot and drinks energy drinks 24/7. But when his friends try to get him to open up he closes up even more. ethan has some mental issues and will shut you out when things get unberable but hes secretly sooooo sweet and genuinely loves to cuddle randomly and won't say what hes truely feeling because its embarrising.
person: dude whats up with Ethan lately
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
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