Guys n Gals born right after the last warmer moons in autumn. Piss them off and they'll knock nock the frost off your assmear when winter comes. That's the only time they will have your back. They're up for gain and are very attracted to thier parents whom always get to cloth them and keep huge eyes out for them. They love burgers, white flowers, streams and swimming. For some reason they can group in twos and like it that way when they want to play game. They would rather be warm than cold any day. The don't really like gifts but gift giving, as they just want to feel warmth in their heart, they desire true complexion, great words of the mind, and crave fruits of passion. They are respected for their dignity and honest pleasures rather than bickering they hate the cold.
I'm a east side Sagittarius here my Raaa brrr it's cold.
East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.
East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.
by googleadear December 15, 2009

A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.
Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.
Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch
Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch
by jeffiner the one and only May 25, 2024

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

by anonymous January 14, 2022

by RTDToolbag August 20, 2024

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.
Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!
by Chellz January 5, 2008
