TPE

an acronym on twitter meaning tight pussy energy ; you want tpe.

stan acc 1: wbk she had tpe
stan acc 2: of course you did 🤪

by stanofdt February 25, 2019

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TP mouthin

when some one is talkin shit

i'ma kill you if you keep TP mouthin

by pops May 25, 2003

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A TP is a skeletal creature, which smells of coffee, fags and wee.
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.

No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)

Crofts: By gosh. The TP just walked past and I got a whiff of Benson & hedges mixed with Gold Blend and 8-day-old urine.

Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.

Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.

Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.

by dicktionary79 November 15, 2010

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