1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
by ImTyrone June 9, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by okzoomer420blazinn November 21, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. 
About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
Get the Jacob Hawkinsmug. Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.
person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
by Daddy Bidd April 29, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
Your such a jacob
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
Get the Jacobmug.