An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?
Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz
Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz
by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. by noonga2minda November 6, 2019
Get the sam grassomug. 
The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.
by fativy27 February 9, 2021
Get the Sammug. A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023
Get the Sam Sheehanmug. by Super_Epic_Person79 March 6, 2024
Get the Sammug. by Duh6969 November 25, 2021
Get the Sammug.