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Sensai-Slap

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To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
Sensai-Slap by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
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slap • Slapper • slappy • slap dick • slap ass month • Slapnut • Slap-ass Day • Slap Happy • Slap Jacks • slap ass

Jack-slap 

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Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
Jack-slap by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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mega slap 

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You know you deserve a mega slap when you receive one!
Man, that really hurt. How can you be so mean? I guess I will have to mega slap you now.
mega slap by Krkič January 29, 2019
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Ham Slap 

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Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.
Ham Slap by Learninator June 5, 2019
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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY 

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Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
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National slap your bestfriends ass day 

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Slap your bestfriends ass
" guess what? ITS NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTFRIENDS ASS DAY"
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