dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.

Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny

by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 02, 2024

Rusty Clunkers

The large saggy breasts of an older woman

“Hey guys, have you seen Moon lately? Those rusty clunkers are hanging pretty low these days”

by Jyts August 03, 2021

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 25, 2020