When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
by Goatbuy March 07, 2024
by rayane1718 December 17, 2024
by Seras victoria August 22, 2024
by National Retard Day December 20, 2020
homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?
homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?
homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024
When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 19, 2023
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 02, 2022