National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

person 18

The man that controls all the persons to make funny examples on the definitions of words
literally god in this universe

Person 1: Bro i hope i do the deed
Person 2: you dont have to hope.

Person 18: Haha this is funny.

by Amateur_in_words January 23, 2023

Personal Responsibility

A principle that the left utterly despises

The average leftist does not like Personal Responsibility because it forces them to get a job and not live off my tax dollars.

by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.

'I am a person and I hate it.'

by anonymous January 26, 2023

My person

It is someone with whom I feel no need to hide; no need to avoid my true self
It is someone who embraces and celebrates me just the way I am
They treat me with respect and dignity.
So do I out of want not out of a sense of duty

A: I don't understand it
B: Understand what?
A: Person A is so good. They are ....... ..... ......! However, I do not feel good around them
B: Is it so? Then, they are just not your person. It is a mismatch. It happens.
A: Not my person, ok. I got it. Thanks! I will keep it in mind

by ana_whatsoever January 28, 2023

Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.

"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"

by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023