Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 14, 2014

horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD

"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"

by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021

Horse face

The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse

When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse

by Borderline stark November 13, 2020

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 03, 2016

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 22, 2022

Horse Railing

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.

Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.

by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022

Horse in a box

A bunch of really horny guys

No I’m not going, it will literally be a horse in a box

by bba123xo March 14, 2018