pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

Cat like ninja reflexes

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.

Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

by tttoriii June 4, 2016

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Dar Uma á Ninja

Quando se falha todos os tiros a jogar csgo
Quando és mau em todos os jogos em existência

Bro tás a dar uma á Ninja fds(he failed every shot on enemy ct while he was defusing the bomb in front of him

by DiggazWiggaz2740 October 30, 2023

Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.

Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!

by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008

Epic Ninja Gangsta

In other words, Stefanie and Katherine. Two amazing, beautiful, smart, and sexy girls. That everyone wishes they were.

A: I'm going to try to be an Epic Ninja Gangsta.
B: Good luck, only Stefanie and Katherine can pull that off.

by KittyKat7 October 21, 2010