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new jersey 

first off can i just say that we dont pronounce it "joisey". its "jersey"

secondly we probably have the most in your face attitude in the world.
no we arent bitches, we just dont let anyone walk all over us.

unlike you other people we actually know how to drive.

and its not called the beach. its called the shore.

so fuck off.
loveeeeeeee <3
person: "where are you from?"

new jersey girl: "new jersey."

person: "oh, i can tell."

new jersey girl: "what the fuck is that supposed to mean."
new jersey by BREE jersey February 20, 2009

New Jersey 

New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place

In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,

Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)

Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include

Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others

Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.

Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City] or Asbury Parkto name a few.

A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state

Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.

Some Guy:"You From New Jersey ?"

NJerseyian:"Fuck Off,Im mad late yo... Bitch"

New Jersey by North Jesey Mofo January 17, 2009

new years cut 

Mack and Manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato (vinny) and spinach.
I'd like a new years cut, please.
new years cut by K Lagg July 18, 2006

new yorkersey 

The cities closest to New York City Newark, Jersey City, Hoboken, Bayonne.
After work Fred takes the subway home to New Yorkersey.

New City Condos 

neighborhood in new city, ny. it (along with the new city gardens, downtown, etc.) is one of the few neighborhoods in new city that isn't filled with jappy rich spoiled brats living in huge mansions. in fact, the new city condos consists of mainly small-sized 3 level townhouses. It is also very diverse in races and ethnicities. It has alot of russians, blacks, and italians and is a lower-middle class neighborhood that lacks spoiled brats. it is also walking distance from all the shops and cool places to chill in new city unlike the rich side where you have to drive to get to town.
kid 1: I'm going to friends house in new city today.
kid 2: So you're going to a rich, stuck-up person's house
kid 1: no, he lives in the new city condos.

New Orleans 

A new Strain or Marijuana. Most commonly known for its strong sweet tea smell and extreme green appearance. This sweet smelling plant is part of the Cannabis Indica family, which leads the plant to be short and squat in appearance.
Guy 1 : Look at this , I got some Killer New orleans bud, Man.

Guy 2: lets toke that shit
New Orleans by TG- PG June 16, 2011