michael phelps

a hot and awesome swimmer who won 8 gold medals in the beijing 08 olympics.

person 1: did you watch the olympics?
person 2: heck yes, whho wouldn't want to see michael phelps?

by jessica =D October 18, 2008

Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015

Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

by Love2623 March 6, 2017

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017