Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

Michael Amount by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

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Michael Andrew Johnson

The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.

Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!

Michael Andrew Johnson by Janabkksbwhuxuis September 5, 2013

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Michael Fish Moment

The act of getting a prediction catastrophically wrong.

Holy shit, I never thought the UK would seriously vote for Brexit. Guess I just had a Michael Fish moment.

Michael Fish Moment by WTGOH January 6, 2017

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Michael Watts

Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;

piece of shit

adjective

poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!

Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing

Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.

Michael Watts by Chkyoselfb4uwrekyoself April 1, 2017