Meat Man

The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.

The meat man came by and I bought more than the neighbor did just to piss them off

by Bob Whyte September 17, 2016

Man taint

The area of a man between the back of his nutsack and the base of his ass.

It's so hot today that my ball sweat has soaked my man taint.

by emtlauer April 21, 2017

The He-Man

probably the greatest sexual maneuver known to man. the other definition tells why.

Jake performed the He-man last week to this one girl. Yea...Jake.

by Rick James January 26, 2005

Apple Man

A male who likes to stick apples up his anus.

"Dude don't eat that apple it's been used by the Apple Man."

by BistoYeti December 17, 2008

OMG-Man

A straight guy that has is often mistaken for a gay guy because of his obsession with clothes, lack of guy-friends, love of the mall, love of trendy foods, or frequent use of phrases like "OMG!" or "She is sooooo jealous of you!"

Example: Robert isn't gay, he's just an OMG-Man.

by Tarah for President July 20, 2008

Man Law

The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.

"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.

by Man Law September 8, 2006

big man

A male human being who does or has done something that makes them feel superior to others, or very good about themselves, even though they know that their accomplishment doesn't truly mean anything.

Just a few examples of being a Big Man include:
-Driving much faster than the person in the lane next to you
-Eating more than anyone else at a party
-Having a vanity license plate with a "cool" word
-Beating someone by a lot in a game
-Wearing sunglasses all the time
-Drinking more alcohol than someone else
-Having a "cool" nickname
-Cracking your knuckles for emphasis

by Rufus Rosenstein August 17, 2004