Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
by teckman275 September 17, 2020

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021

One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name
He looks like a Jake
by Anonymous07021993 December 4, 2020

by Yeudjwngj September 18, 2020

Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter
by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022

Someone who plays dirty in letter league, placing random letters to achieve the maximum points while destroying the board until it’s unplayable
by Not shob September 25, 2025
