Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.

I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

Going to the Ivy

Phrase used in the workplace to hide the fact you're having an interview. For example, you turn up to work wearing a suit for an interview and your colleagues obviously know something is up. So you divert the attention with a little misdirection.

"Oi, why you so dressed up today? You never wear a suit and tie, what's going on?"
"Oh, after work me and the Mrs going to the Ivy"
"Oh ok, why you dressed up now though?"
"Won't have time straight after work, going straight there, posh place innit!"

by isisl345 January 23, 2019

Go stains

The stain on items that sometimes happens when a person ejaculates

When changing my teenage son’s bed , there were go stains on his sheets

by Roxx65 March 2, 2023

Go ins

When you and friends/friend pitch in to buying the weed/alchohol

“Hey let’s go ins?” “Yeah bet I got $10”

by Jcokeee23 June 23, 2020

Go-Gurt

When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.

"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"

by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021

go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.

ALEX GO TO BED YOU STINKER

by buckbaizen September 24, 2020

No Go Bro

When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"

Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"

Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"

Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it

by Chame1eons May 1, 2012