French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

french brown

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.

Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."

by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018

Finely Sliced French Bread

Another word for vagina

"Give me a piece of that finely sliced French bread"

by bigdilfdontdodat May 9, 2022

French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024