French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
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French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa
by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023
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were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person
AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...
by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017
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French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 26, 2025
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