Dirty Harry Potter 

A dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear "like magic".

My mom's drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. Her husband must be a real Dirty Harry Potter.

Dirty Harry Potter by Feet_Febreze May 26, 2009

a harry potter

A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.

Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.

E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire

*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*

Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward

*mr Psst falls over*

Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.

a harry potter by Staplersaurus August 28, 2008

The "Harry Styles" 

A sex move, commonly used by Harry Styles himself.

First, you both get completely naked, and spank each other with napkins over any desired body part.

After this step is completed, players can then move on to the sex. But as the climax, they must call out one of three things;

- Pussy
- Busses
- Potatoes

Louis - Man, last night was awesome!
Niall - Oh yeah? What did you do?
Louis - Me and Hazza, we pulled The "Harry Styles"
Niall - awhr NO WAY?!

The "Harry Styles" by fangurll2k11 March 8, 2011

jesus harry christ 

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

jesus harry christ by dex January 31, 2005

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome 

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.

That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome by lsutigers1128 May 3, 2010

2 zoot harry 

when buyin a green weed and only gettin 2 zoots wen u should b able 2 make 3

shit man got me a 2 zoot harry

2 zoot harry by tigger April 15, 2005

Shut Up Harry 

a declarative command given to a person who is speaking of things that other members of the party do not care for.

When Harry was informing his friends of his cross country run they all, in unison, shouted "Shut Up Harry!"

Shut Up Harry by HBIC007 September 1, 2011