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Greta is the best combination of hot and funny. Her pretty face and her fake freckles are a combination you just can’t deny!
Aside from her daddy issues and her urge to smoke a joint every second of the day , Greta is caring , a beast in the sheets, with good intentions and a slight hair dying problem .She has a great sense style to compensate the fact that she used to be a brandy girl and a terrible taste of men .
But thats why everyone needs a chaos magnet like Greta in her life!
person a: Do you see the girl with the cool coat and the ugly boy next to her?
Person B: Omg yeah, she‘s such a Greta!
Greta by Chamelion4 December 5, 2021
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National Greta's mom day 

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day

greta-shamed 

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.
Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!
greta-shamed by kapysta September 27, 2019

Awkward meet and greet 

The concept of taking 2 people who have an embarrassing connection with each other (whether it's an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, someone who got rejected by that person at a prior time, or just 2 people who have been known not to like each other) and introducing them to each other as if it's the first time they've ever met, thus making the situation very awkward. The best way is to push them close to each other and force them to shake hands.

This can be fun as a way to get small revenge on someone, or just for a good laugh. It's better doing it in a public place with a larger crowd such as a concert, sporting event, ect.

An awkward meet and greet, however, should NEVER be done with 2 people who are known to have a serious issue with one another, as it could lead to further problems if both people are unaware of the joke. Do at own risk.
John is with his best friend Bill at a concert where he sees Rachel, a girl Bill had asked out a few times but kept getting denied by with lame excuses.

John: (walking over to Rachel) Rachel, Rachel!

Rachel: What's up?

John: You've got to come over here to meet my friend (brings her over to Bill and pushes them together forcing them to shake hands)

Rachel and Bill: (Both with uncomfortable looks on their face)

John: Rachel this is Bill, Bill this is Rachel. I'd just thought I'd introduce my 2 good friends to each other.

Rachel: Oh... hey.

Bill: Uh, hey. (Walks away and pulls John with him) You suck, what was that for? That was so awkward.

John: Haha that's payback for not covering me last weekend, nothing like a good ol' awkward meet and greet!
Awkward meet and greet by Do it live! September 22, 2012
Greta is an amazing girl who is a little crazy as in fun. She most likely have dirty blond hair, and loves Oreos. She’s very tall, pretty, and sweet, and you are lucky to have a friend like her.
wow, Greta is a very nice girl.
Pronounced "Grash"
Based off of Shakespeare's character Gratiano from Merchant of Venice

noun - one who chatters idly at length without making sense, someone who says something pointless or asks a stupid question

adjective - something pointless, monotonous, doesnt make sense
noun - He is a grat because everything that comes out of his mouth is crap and I can never understand him.

adjective - This class is grat because all we do is listen to stupid lecture and take notes
Grat by The Anti Grat November 1, 2006