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The Picture of Dorian Gray 

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
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Nora Mae gray 

Nora is a funny, caring and kind person.. who sometimes bites your feet, and sends chopped photos of you to the people you like.. but that’s ok because we love Nora! No matter what she does everyone loves her.
“Ahhh stop touching me Nora Mae Gray!”
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Nora Mae gray 

Nora is a funny, caring and kind person.. who sometimes bites your feet, and sends chopped photos of you to the people you like.. but that’s ok because we love Nora! No matter what she does everyone loves her.
“Ahhh stop touching me Nora Mae Gray!”

max o’grady

a fucking fagtard who takes it up the butt and has a pendulum
“you are so fucking gay like max o’grady
max o’grady by steezypillowhumper November 14, 2025

KFC and gravy

The act of “KFC and Gravy” is where you egg wash and deep fry your wiener and rail a girl with diarrhea
I’m going to give you a KFC and gravy
KFC and gravy by Dr.tight March 14, 2026

John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy

A container filled with left over gravy from restaurants over the past few years, amalgamated in a disgustingly-beautiful concoction and horded by the titular John Nealon for himself, used in every meal.
'Hey, Sharone, are you going to John Nealon's 67th Birthday party on June 26th 2026?"
"Obviously, Connor, I heard that he's serving his signature Radioactive Gravy!"
"You mean John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy?!? Heck yeah!"

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy 

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.