rodney from anz

a big man with a passion for bank stuff and computer stuff. often he will own a website that he spends an unreasonable amount of hours on, and he snores a lot. oh btw he also works at anz

“Would your dad let you come to the movies with me?”
-“Of course he would, he’s rodney from anz!”

by SammyGreeen May 19, 2019

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.

How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.

by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019

english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019

Drippy_DJ from iFunny

A gay lunatic that back stabs you, and spreads rumors . Do not trust him. No, he has no drip.

Person 1: Do u know Drippy_DJ from iFunny.
Person 2: Yeah he’s lit.
Person 1: No he isn’t. He told everyone that I was asking girls for nudes and sending my dick.
Person 2: Oh, I didn’t know that, I’ll watch out for him.

by RobertFeeeman June 11, 2019

Gia From North Brooklyn

That tight ass looking girl with da dumb as bangs , goes around asking for batteries for her, bong/vibartor, and would jack someone with long arms off for a juul pod.

Damns look at Gia from North Brooklyn, shes litteraly eating marco out.

by ggaggagaggayagucjvghbkjhdljafs June 13, 2019