Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018
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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 27, 2021
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Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
by Sammy Uncanny March 06, 2018
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Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.
“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”
by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018
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Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Number Five

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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