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Swamp Donkey

In the summer when its hot and your ass is wet from sweating you place it on someones face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Its 90 degrees out your sweating and your sleeping friend whom pissed you off earlier is about to wake up to the rank smell of ass after you give him a Swamp Donkey
by Cornealious Baxter March 2, 2008
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Rutting Donkey

woman giving it the porn star treatment during sex
I was banging her and she was going like a rutting donkey
by Tony 810 January 20, 2009
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absolute donkey

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019
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Thick as a donkey's cock

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.
There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock
by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012
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donkey

A term of identification used for anoyone who can closely imitate the stunned demeanor that donkey kong takes when he receives a serious blow to the head. This shortened form is more easily said in conversation than "donkey kong". D.K. is just too cool to be considered for such a person. Also, it carries connotations of Shrek's sidekick.
Josh Good is donkey. Call him that when you see him on Lycoming Campus and elsewhere.
by shorky May 13, 2005
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Smog Donkey

by Dregs February 24, 2004
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Donkey Punch

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
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