Boob Dog

The art of making a Boob Dog:

Take 1 erect penis and 1 pair of breasts, slide erect penis between breasts, get owner of breasts to lean forward to enjoy the end of the penis. From her point of view it's like a hot dog. Voila - Boob Dog.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend and I made a Boob Dog, I don't think she liked the manaise sauce it came with...

by Devious Al March 11, 2010

Dog Trainer

Slang: A pseudo-derogatory term referring to a lesbian woman who adheres to the stereotypical male gender archetype; otherwise known as butch or dykes, by other lesbians. A Dog Trainer will have the mannerisms, dress, and attitude of a male, but is not considered gender challenged.
Femme, androgynous, and 'tom boysian' lesbians typically hold Dog Trainers in distain since they recipricate the older stereotypes of lesbians.

"I saw Morgan yesterday, she cut her hair so short... she's turning into such a Dog Trainer."

by Jenna A. January 11, 2009

dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007

Pond Dog

Bermudian Slang term for someone who grew up in the Islands of Bermuda within smelling distance of the old Pembroke Marsh Folly Dump(the Pond).

My ace boy is a Pond Dog.

by stuckinbermuda October 11, 2006

Dog Food

1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.

"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."

Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.

by Cem September 26, 2004

slop dog

a slop dog is one who gets shit faced and is very sloppy.

larua is such a slop dog

jay was slop doggin that night for sure

by kNoYeS33 September 18, 2009

dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in the butt and managing to get your balls in too.

It is called this because it is as hard as getting a dog in a bathtub.

by pooteck May 22, 2003