death before dishonor

that u will die b4 u dishonor yo gang or hood

OG 1- "ni66a u kno wat it iz death before dishonor"

by D-boi April 22, 2007

death knell spending

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.

1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.

by Set "Checkmate God" April 16, 2010

Celebrity Death Portal

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, USA

Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition

by mellowelvis April 18, 2011

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

Flaming Balls of Death

Giant rolling balls of something, which are on fire, as in the movie Troy, where Brad Pitt wore a skirt.

CAMERON! CAMERON! I'm gonna throw flaming balls of death at you if you don't come out to run with me!

by Insaneone July 9, 2006

Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009

Red Ring of Death

A curse brought onto an item that is really not even a ring, that causes the system to completely fail and become an eleven pound door stop.

Related words are that of the curse and the gamers worst nightmare.

synonyms: crap-load, bricker, digital satan

antonyms: ps3, wii, anything good

"Why is your 360 acting all whack and shit?"
"I unno, jus got dat Red Ring of Death er suntin'."

by Brandon Clark October 10, 2007