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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
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Crack head bruce

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me
Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do
by Crack_head_betty_101 April 6, 2020
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Ass crack of fuck

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023
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ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass
by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013
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Bad Man Crack

Don't believe that BS -- it's some bad man crack
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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Crack head Day

A nation holiday to respect those who look/act like crack heads. Weather it be on school grounds or at 3am inside of a Walmart. October 13th is National Crack head Day
by peeeeeeepeeeeeee October 10, 2019
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