lolage not college

Don’t stress about school just enjoy it whilst it lasts

“Science is stressing me out “,”lolage not college”

by suiifeon September 18, 2020

Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.

Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha

by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020

collegeer

a person that should be in college.

hey you should be a collegeer

by twillywithmilly November 2, 2020

College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.

Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam

by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020

college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.

I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.

by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020

Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt

person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi

by simps4sale October 11, 2020